I just made a roast so tender it fell apart like a Bipolar with SAD in January in Illinois.
BWAH HA HA HA HA! Oh I love you!
GUYS!
My smallest hermit crab, Pint Size was a bit of a rescue, missing limbs, shitty shell, likely to die. He has just emerged from a 6 week hiatus (buried in the tank someplace) freshly molted, with two new limbs and a new set of antennae!! He looks great and I’m super proud.
Also in crabbie news, I got a new one tonight. We dubbed in Major because he’s got major attitude. When I picked him out at the store he was the only small crab still alive in the substandard living conditions in the tank. He came flying out of his shell, pinched me, then slammed his door shut. He then came out after a little coaxing and was contentedly walking on my hand.
I then educated the store on how to properly care for their crabs. (It’s not hard.)
This is Brandy. She was my 12 birthday present. I had begged since I could talk for a dog. She’s 14 now, still doing pretty well too.
:)
I love my pups.
Nuthin.
Just sittin around being made into a goat by Jason aka Gorilla Sushi, the MOST AWESOMEST PHOTOSHOPPING CREEPY STARER ON THE PLANET EARTH.
and stuff.
Amazing!
Magical, smelly Absorbine Jr. I love you even though you stink.
(in other words, derby kicked my ass tonight)
I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick.
There. I told it.
GPOYW:NRHCE — Gratuitous Picture of Yourself Wednesday: New Red Hair Camwhoring Edition.
Further to last week’s near-unanimous support for the change to red.
And yes, I did spend an hour trying to get a decent shot in this pokey little cave of a room, rather than working on my NaNoWriMo. Sue me.
Except please don’t sue me because I am incredibly poor kthxbai.
Wow. :D
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
About Me
Bats in the belfry.
