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nevver: My, what a big beaver you have. ROUSes!!

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:15:58 -0700

nevver:

My, what a big beaver you have.

ROUSes!!

monkeyfrog: I just made a roast so tender it fell apart like a Bipolar with SAD in January in...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:58:51 -0700

monkeyfrog:

I just made a roast so tender it fell apart like a Bipolar with SAD in January in Illinois.

BWAH HA HA HA HA! Oh I love you!

And yes, I know I’m a huge dork. But hermit crabs!! :D

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:57:55 -0700

And yes, I know I’m a huge dork. But hermit crabs!! :D

GUYS!

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:37:51 -0700

My smallest hermit crab, Pint Size was a bit of a rescue, missing limbs, shitty shell, likely to die. He has just emerged from a 6 week hiatus (buried in the tank someplace) freshly molted, with two new limbs and a new set of antennae!! He looks great and I’m super proud.

Also in crabbie news, I got a new one tonight. We dubbed in Major because he’s got major attitude. When I picked him out at the store he was the only small crab still alive in the substandard living conditions in the tank. He came flying out of his shell, pinched me, then slammed his door shut. He then came out after a little coaxing and was contentedly walking on my hand.

I then educated the store on how to properly care for their crabs. (It’s not hard.)

This is Brandy. She was my 12 birthday present. I had begged...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:10:30 -0700

This is Brandy. She was my 12 birthday present. I had begged since I could talk for a dog. She’s 14 now, still doing pretty well too.

I love my pups.

monkeyfrog: Nuthin. Just sittin around being made into a goat...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:08:08 -0700

monkeyfrog:

Nuthin.

Just sittin around being made into a goat by Jason aka Gorilla Sushi, the MOST AWESOMEST PHOTOSHOPPING CREEPY STARER ON THE PLANET EARTH.

and stuff.

Amazing!

Magical, smelly Absorbine Jr. I love you even though you...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:06:00 -0700

Magical, smelly Absorbine Jr. I love you even though you stink.

(in other words, derby kicked my ass tonight)

I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:13:05 -0700

I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick. I am NOT getting sick.

There. I told it.

aedison: GPOYW:NRHCE — Gratuitous Picture of Yourself...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:10:39 -0700

aedison:

GPOYW:NRHCE — Gratuitous Picture of Yourself Wednesday: New Red Hair Camwhoring Edition.

Further to last week’s near-unanimous support for the change to red.

And yes, I did spend an hour trying to get a decent shot in this pokey little cave of a room, rather than working on my NaNoWriMo. Sue me.

Except please don’t sue me because I am incredibly poor kthxbai.

Wow. :D

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 13:35:06 -0700

bitchville:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.

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Happy Halloween!

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:56:35 -0600

Happy Halloween!

My pumpkin is afraid.

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:28:18 -0600

My pumpkin is afraid.

I have my derby name folks! Are you ready? Lethal Lyn Jection Oh yeah.

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:02:41 -0600

I have my derby name folks! Are you ready?

Lethal Lyn Jection

Oh yeah.

shoesonwrong: For Halloween, I will go as Bill from Freaks and...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:49:49 -0600

shoesonwrong:

For Halloween, I will go as Bill from Freaks and Geeks when he dressed up as The Bionic Woman by simply putting on mid-eighties business casual women’s wear.

Now, who wants to be my sidekicks: Charlie Chaplin/Hitler/Tom Selleck and my robot… thing?

Edit: Ryan has called Robot Thing.

I call Chaplin, I’ve already got the costume ready!

?

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:38:20 -0600

shakinbacon:

Do any of you download Mad Men episodes, and if so can you shoot me a link?

Mooch ass grassy ass.

I watch mine online usually at tvshack.net

Anybody feel like coming over here and raking my leaves? I really don’t feel like doing it....

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:59:44 -0600

Anybody feel like coming over here and raking my leaves? I really don’t feel like doing it. Pretty please?

Post exercise endorphins are exciting!

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:22:25 -0600

Hey guys! This is the first ice pack on my bum of the year! Isn’t it exciting?!

So freaking excited!

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:44:41 -0600

So freaking excited!

I’m going back to roller derby tonight after a long...

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 08:07:49 -0600

I’m going back to roller derby tonight after a long hiatus. Going to a new (to me) league too! Exciting stuff here people! Stay tuned for me complaining about how much my ass hurts tomorrow.

Awww :(

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:06:06 -0600

My littlest nephew, Owen, just came down with tonsillitis and missed his Teddy Bear Picnic at his pre school today. Poor little guy.